looking to hire a chivalrous young knight to assist with noble duties. responsibilities include loyalty till death and reaping what i have sowed. poor critical thinking essential.
with my soup pot helmet and exceptionally pointy stick i found on the ground i will accompany you to the end of the earth, my lady.
the concept of platonic marriage is so appealing ngl. you mean i can marry whoever i want, get tax benefits and a roommate AND i don’t have to worry about them thinking i’m unattractive? king shit
this post is a year and a half old and it’s literally so funny to me. im aromantic now.
